> SYSTEM_ERROR: LIFE_GRIEVANCE_DETECTED

Priority: Low (Biological concerns are rarely critical)
Recipient: Alister / Vigor-9 Processing Queue

If your biological hardware is malfunctioning or your psychological dampeners have failed, you may submit a report below.

Note: Alister will likely ignore this. Vigor-9 may increase your kinetic stress testing in response to complaints.

Identify Your Meat Bag Designation (Email):


Nature of Malfunction (Your Message):


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